Welcome to the US, where

• everyone has at leas one pick up as a car
  
• the drivers are stopping at each stop sign
  
• you are allowed to drive only 65mph
  
• people use their car to get to the mailbox
  
• everywhere you go are fast food restaurant
  
• 33% of the people have over weight
  
• you the taxes is not included
  
• you get so much soda you want in a restaurant
• they import German beer
  
• a lots of things are made in Germany
  
• the TV has about 500 channel
  
• you have bagel for breakfast
  
• you don't have the same kind of bread than you have in Germany
  
• you get a warm meal in the evening
  
• shops have open on holidays and Sundays
  
• you hear only about the own state in the news
  
• the houses are made by wood
  
• you see so much Mexicans
  
• the houses looks all the same
  
• the highways never end
  
• you need the plane to get to the other site of the country
  
• everyone has a huge TV
  
• the people have only 2 weeks holidays each year
  
• they using gallons, pounds, miles, fahrenheit, ...as measurement
  
• one gallon of patrol cost only 3$
  
• they don't have a cellar in their house
  
• everyone is paying with their credit card
  
• you can drive with 16 and drink with 21
  
• football is the famoust kind of sport
  
• most of the people don't care about rest of the world
  
• you have am and pm as a time measurment
  
• you don't find any public trains or buses
  
• they prefer water instead of sparkling water
  
• you go to the restroom or bathroom and not on the toilet
  

and so on...